“I’m getting FACTS!” –Bones, ostensibly no longer high on meth
“…You amaze me, you know? You know Treasure of the Sierra Madre but you don’t know Charlize Theron. You know who you are? You’re my grandmother.” –Booth to Brennan
BRENNAN: Ever dive Naharon?
BRENNAN: I named Naharon.
BOOTH: Now, call me crazy, but I’m suspicious of snake man.
BRENNAN: Ugh, that’s because you’ve been inculcated by the mainstream culture’s prevailing Judeo-Christian tradition into instinctive skepticism of alternative mores.
“I find intelligence soothing.” –Bones
BOOTH: Why did you take this job, Camille?
CAM: Why shouldn’t I, Seeley?
BOOTH: Because it’s basically herding cats, and you’re a dog person.
CAM: Dogs herd cats.
BOOTH: Dogs…don’t do that.
CAM: Chase ‘em up trees, whatever.
BOOTH: Bones broke his wrist.
BRENNAN: …He touched me with his creepy serial killer hands.
BOOTH: The Grave Digger is not God, Bones, because God does not make mistakes.
ANGELA: Mmm, i don’t know. Putting testicles on the outside didn’t seem like such a good idea.
| Angela Montenegro’s Guide to Relationships |
“Don’t talk to me about traditional, okay? I’ve dated circus people.”
“I don’t know how to talk to crazy people unless I’m dating them.”
ANGELA: Wow, they kind of go together!
CAM: …Because they’re deceased?
ANGELA: Yeah, but more than that. They are exactly the same level of hotness!
I love all the things that are going on in this post. :D
He’s a coumputer hacker.
He helped me erase your Myspace page,
And your band’s Myspace page,
And your Facebook page.
Happy networking asshole!” —
- Zooey Deschanel, “Uh-Huh” from Yes Man
- Zooey Deschanel “Don’t call me” from Yes Man
- twat1: If you think about it, because of the different time zones, for the world to actually end on one day, we'd have to watch a different chunk of the world die every hour. The west coast would be an orgy by the time it got here.
- twat2: I always wonder what time zone the apocalypse has its watch set to.