March 2010
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February 2010
55 posts
“You know your god is man-made when he hates all the same people you do.”
—Author Unknown (via ageofreason)
––––––BONES––––––
“I’m getting FACTS!” –Bones, ostensibly no longer high on meth
“…You amaze me, you know? You know Treasure of the Sierra Madre but you don’t know Charlize Theron. You know who you are? You’re my grandmother.” –Booth to Brennan
BRENNAN: Ever dive Naharon?
HODGINS: Once.
BRENNAN: I named Naharon.
BOOTH: Now, call me crazy, but I’m suspicious of snake man.
BRENNAN: Ugh, that’s because you’ve been inculcated by the mainstream culture’s prevailing Judeo-Christian tradition into instinctive skepticism of alternative mores.
“I find intelligence soothing.” –Bones
BOOTH: Why did you take this job, Camille?
CAM: Why shouldn’t I, Seeley?
BOOTH: Because it’s basically herding cats, and you’re a dog person.
CAM: Dogs herd cats.
BOOTH: Dogs…don’t do that.
CAM: Chase ‘em up trees, whatever.
BOOTH: Bones broke his wrist.
BRENNAN: …He touched me with his creepy serial killer hands.
BOOTH: The Grave Digger is not God, Bones, because God does not make mistakes.
ANGELA: Mmm, i don’t know. Putting testicles on the outside didn’t seem like such a good idea.
| Angela Montenegro’s Guide to Relationships |
“Don’t talk to me about traditional, okay? I’ve dated circus people.”
“I don’t know how to talk to crazy people unless I’m dating them.”
ANGELA: Wow, they kind of go together!
CAM: …Because they’re deceased?
ANGELA: Yeah, but more than that. They are exactly the same level of hotness!
I love all the things that are going on in this post. :D
Listen
Uh-Huh - by Zooey Deschanel (Munchausen By Proxy)
(from the Yes Man soundtrack)
Hey have we met before? Oh yeah I think we have
Because we only dated for four and a half years
Happy networking asshole!
“Hey, did you ever meet my friend Ian?
He’s a coumputer hacker.
He helped me erase your Myspace page,
And your band’s Myspace page,
And your Facebook page.
Happy networking asshole!” —
He’s a coumputer hacker.
He helped me erase your Myspace page,
And your band’s Myspace page,
And your Facebook page.
Happy networking asshole!” —
- Zooey Deschanel, “Uh-Huh” from Yes Man
Perfect.
“Don’t call me past 11 PM, it won’t happen again. You can call me at 10:59 but don’t call me at 11 because that’s my rule now.”
—
- Zooey Deschanel “Don’t call me” from Yes Man
lol forever.
Listen
“Loveology” - Regina Spektor.
Oh, an incurable humanist you are.
….”you-ology, me-ology, love-ology, kiss-ology, stay-ology, please-ology.
Love-ology….
…..Oh, an incurable humanist you are (x3)
Oh, forgive me, Oh, forgive me, Oh.
Forgive me, forgive me, forgive me-ology (x6)
Oh I can’t help but love this song. :3
School used student laptop webcams to spy on them at school and home →
boingboing.net
See 4m40s in this video for another school performing similar spying.
This is the most incredibly disturbing thing I have read in a while. I can’t believe a school would issue laptops to it’s high school students and then use the webcam and microphone to spy on them in their own home?!
This is the biggest invasion of privacy, I can’t even begin to describe how disgusted I am. The best part is, the school admits it, but holds that they did nothing wrong?! SERIOUSLY??
I mean they recorded what one student did IN HIS HOME and then tried to reprimand him for it AT SCHOOL?!!?? This is such a gross violation of these children civil rights I can’t even comprehend how the school believes they did nothing wrong.
These people should be terminated from their position and fined immediately. If I were a parent at this school I would be livid.
on discussing the legitimacy of any/all 2012 theories
- twat1: If you think about it, because of the different time zones, for the world to actually end on one day, we'd have to watch a different chunk of the world die every hour. The west coast would be an orgy by the time it got here.
- twat2: I always wonder what time zone the apocalypse has its watch set to.
- Hahaha.
Canadians respond to criticism of our Olympics. →
salon.com
A lot of this is dead-on. Take note.
LOL, ILU Canada (Tim Hortons is awesome) but seriously, my immediate thought was “what a bunch of fucking cry babies.”
No offense to my Canadian BFF <3 Who is the best Canadian ever.
Also, I don’t care about the Olympics, no matter what country its in. :/
“We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.”
—Richard Dawkins (via ageofreason)
